@sjors consider using some static site generator like Jekyll, Hugo or others. Less hadcore than @jon manual (?) html, and less overkill than PHP running for every requst. Unless you need interaction like comments (as Disqus would be horrible alternative for users, privacy-wise, in static site scenario)
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